Divide the group into five smaller groups and assign each group one of the words listed below. Read the story. After each of the words is read pause for the group to make the appropriate response.
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If an audience member... |
When they hear... |
Then they... |
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has BLUE eyes |
BLUE |
Pat the top of their head. |
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has eyes not BLUE |
BROWN |
Pat the top of their head. |
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is LEFT-handed |
LEFT |
Clap. |
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is RIGHT-handed |
RIGHT |
Clap. |
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is under age 40 |
NEW |
Stomp feet. |
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is over age 40 |
OLD |
Stomp feet. |
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is a male |
MAN |
Stand up. |
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is a female |
WOMAN |
Stand up. |
One day an MAN___ and a WOMAN___ went to the store looking for a NEW car. Their OLD one, which was a muddy BROWN, was not running well. It left much to be desired in teh way of speed and safety, and they wanted another one RIGHT away. They wanted a new bright BLUE one.
As they walked into the car dealership, the WOMAN notice a BLUE sports car on the showroom floor. "Darling", she said, "Look at the lovely NEW car RIGHT over there. Wouldn't it be perfect for us?"
"You may be RIGHT. It's a lot better than our OLD___ BROWN___ buggy. Unfortunateol there's one problem, I've LEFT___ all my money at home." said the MAN___. "You LEFT___ it at home?" said the WOMAN___. "Yes, it's RIGHT in the pocket of my NEW___ Brown___ suit," said the MAN. "Your BROWN___ suit, why, I took that to the cleaners just this morning, and I didn't notice any money in the pockets," said the WOMAN___. But I am certain I LEFT___ the money in the inside RIGHT___ pocket of my NEW___ BROWN___ suit," said the MAN___.
"Now wait a minute. Are you saying I'm not RIGHT___? Are you saying that I"M lying about this?" "Man___, Oh MAN___, oh MAN__, oh," said the WOMAN___. "Let's not argue,"said the MAN___. "We ar here to look at cars, and that BLUE___ one in the corner is a RIGHT___ nice model. If we buy the NEW___ car, we'll never have to worry about our OLD___ BROWN___ one breaking down again."
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