DOCTOR DRAKE
Divide the group into three smaller groups and assign each group one of the words listed below. Read the story. After each of the words is read pause for the group to make the appropriate response.
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DUCK |
Everyone whistles |
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DOCTOR |
Everyone claps once |
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DOCTOR DRAKE |
Everyone claps twice |
Once upon a time there was a DUCK___ who had a bad lisp. so he said to himself, "I thimply mutht go thoon to thee a DOCTOR___." And so the DUCK___ went to see DOCTOR DRAKE___.
"Whatth cauthing my thspeech problemth?" asked the DUCK___. "Well," answered the DOCTOR___ after examining the DUCK___, "You have a quartasill on your sans-a-frans." "A whatthitha on my whoothith?" questioned the DUCK___. "And it must be removed immediately." said the DOCTOR___. "No this, no thirgury until I've theen a thusthialitht," replied the DUCK___.
And off he went to see another DOCTOR___. The second DOCTOR___ examined the DUCK___ and announced, " You have a quartasill on your sans-a-frans - but you'll have to see a specialist. I'm only a family DOCTOR___." "The whooth the betht perthon to thee?" asked the DUCK___. "Why DOCTOR DRAKE___ of course," answered the second DOCTOR___. "He is a specialist."
So the DUCK___ went back to DOCTOR DRAKE___ and asked him to do the operation. "There only one thing," said DOCTOR DRAKE___. "I can remover the quartasill from your sans-a-fran and won't lisp anymore - but it may cause you to stutter." Oh thath OK," said the DUCK___. "I really don't quack much!" So DOCTOR DRAKE___ performed the operation on the duck.
'How do you feel now?" asked DOCTOR DRAKE___. "Simply super," said the DUCK___. "The lisp is gone-gone-gone-gone and I want to thank-thank-thank-thank you DOCTOR DRAKE___-DOCTOR DRAKE___-DOCTOR DRAKE___."
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